61 Things About Moi

1. Hot Rocks was my first album
2. My teenage room was filled with blacklite posters and mobiles
3. I shared a room with my older sister
4. She stored her precious makeup in a locked container so I couldn't use it.
5. I knew how to pry it open.
6. I am shocked by how many people smoke.
7. Just Say No was a crock.
8. Some days I just want a Dove Bar for dinner.
9. Some days I do just that......with no guilt whatsoever.
10. I love words....especially onomatopoeia ones.
11. I was a runner-up in the 3rd Grade Spelling Bee.
12. I always have to think when I spell "similar" cuz of "familiar"
13. I love to say the words "mittens" and "buttons" cuz I enunciate the dbl letters.
14. I think I'm weird at times.
15. but I don't give a shit.
16. I have attended and screamed out at a number of Barry Manilow concerts.
17. I luv Aqualung.
18. I know the above two don't go together
19. but I dont give a shit.
20. There's a tree removal service in my town called "Asplund"--I can't help calling them assplungers.
21. Another company that sells home plants is called "RenttoKill"---but I don't get it!
22. I am ashamed at how this country treats it's elders
23. and our veterans.
24. When I meet a vet I say, "Thank you for my freedom." Then I ask them to show me their tattoo--they always comply.
25. I love to listen to the wisdom of our elders--more should try it.
26. I have never gotten over the movie "Jaws"
27. Some people have told me I look like Linda Blair.
28. My sister was horrified by The Exorcist.
29. I would scare her with sounds from the movie
30. That was mean
31. but I don't give a shit.
32. I think we've all gone crazy with ringtones.
33. I think the obesity problem in our country is directly proportional to the increasing number of pushbutton features in our cars. Can't we just crank open a window for G-ds sake!!!???
34. My favorite flower is a daisy.
35. Yes, I know it's a weed--I believe weeds have rights too.
36. I love gargoyles--the more grotesque the better.
37. I have trouble with authority.
38. Maybe that's why both my kids have had run-ins with the police.
39. I drive over curbs with my Jeep cuz I can.
40. I watched Seinfeld only the first year it was on..then it became a fad so I stopped watching.
41. I am constantly amazed how men can name the title of Seinfeld episodes and break out in laughter together.
42. I think I have the best masseuse in the world.....I call her Beast Woman
43. but not to her face.
44. I can't handle the overstimulation of Las Vegas.
45. I love Colorado & New Mexico.
46. I considered moving to Taos.
47. I'd love to attend a Southern Baptist Service.
48. I have a terrible singing voice.
49. I got it from my mother---she used to sing to the radio when we were young, my baby brother always cried.
50. I love filing my nails, but I dont like nailpolish.
51. I can multitask to a fault.
52. I have googled all the men I have dated.
53. They never knew.
54. I hired a Private Eye on one of them.
55. He met me at Dennys with a Trench Coat on.
56. I eventually confronted the guy with what was found out...the P.I. yelled at me for it, I yelled back and then fired his sorry ass!
57. I don't like being yelled at.
58. It brings out the gutter-sounding broad deep inside me.
59. Running has set me free.
60. I pray I'll always be able to run!