It's just an epidemic!!
I must name 5 things that are mainly unknown about me......hmmmmmmm
1) I am an absolute PEN freak!! Never, and I mean NEVER leave me alone with your pens for you shall never find them again!!
2) I HATE shopping for clothes. When I absolutely must, I will go and buy an entire wardrobe so that I can avoid it again for years. (running stores are totally excluded from this hatred, I'm out of control when I get into one.)
3) I do believe I was one of the first to be on match.com back in the day.....where I was given horrible looks from neighbors and friends when word got out.
4) I hired the same P.I. that checked out O.J. during his famous trial, to check out a man I was dating. (Did I forget to mention that I have THE MOST wildest dating stories from after my divorce??!!) I met this P.I. at a Denny's where he actually showed up in a trenchcoat!! His work was shoddy and I yelled at him and refused to pay him in full (No wonder O.J. got off!!)
5) When pushed I can argue like the wildest lawyer you know (I look very innocent don't I??--many confuse me with a librarian), in home care I was known for putting in catheters before you knew what hit you (or entered you as the case may be), I suck at drawing blood, I can curse and pull out my Brooklyn drawl in the thick of any ghetto situation, AND I am one wild disco dancer--raised during the 70's when the glistening ball in the middle of the ceiliing was all the rage!! Do the hustle....dododododododo!
You all didn't think I would only give you five now did you?? After all, I'm tawkin about ME here! :)
I won't tag anyone cause it goes against my religion..the eleventh commandment that Moses dropped stated....Tho shalt never pass on infections to the innocents.
........so the fun stops here!
13 comments:
That's a lot of pens- cool collection.
Have you posted some of the dating stories?
Hate clothes shopping, huh? Have you and I talked about a future yet? Because that's a pretty big plus in my book - "hates clothes shopping."
lol you are hardcore i love it. and you will have to email me your mailing address so i can send you pens i may come across.
I too hate shopping for clothes and find myself buy an abundance when I do find what I like! But running clothes and sweatshirts...now that is more fun!
I despise shopping too! Hate it! I'd love to take you out for a coffee/tea/beverage to hear some of those dating stories!
My mom has the same pen fetish! As for dating stories, I have my own stories before I met my first husband and between him and the 2nd ex.
Love it, love it! P.I.s and wild dating stories? Come on.... you've got to spill more than that! ;)
(fingers in ears)
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I agree with you on the tagging...but LOVED your answers. Very funny (mainly because I can relate!). Do you have my pink tube top?!?
Can we get to know you closer? I mean it must be a riot to be around you. I like shopping for clothes though - at least from time to time :).
FUNNY!!!!!! Gotta tell us about the dating stories!!!
That sure is a lot of pen. I do love a nice feel of a pen. I made a habit of keeping at least one pen in all my jacket and coats.
You don't tag anyone, but you are so infected that I am scared only of reading your blog!
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