Saturday, January 20, 2007

Tagged AGAIN!!!


It's just an epidemic!!
I must name 5 things that are mainly unknown about me......hmmmmmmm

1) I am an absolute PEN freak!! Never, and I mean NEVER leave me alone with your pens for you shall never find them again!!

2) I HATE shopping for clothes. When I absolutely must, I will go and buy an entire wardrobe so that I can avoid it again for years. (running stores are totally excluded from this hatred, I'm out of control when I get into one.)

3) I do believe I was one of the first to be on match.com back in the day.....where I was given horrible looks from neighbors and friends when word got out.

4) I hired the same P.I. that checked out O.J. during his famous trial, to check out a man I was dating. (Did I forget to mention that I have THE MOST wildest dating stories from after my divorce??!!) I met this P.I. at a Denny's where he actually showed up in a trenchcoat!! His work was shoddy and I yelled at him and refused to pay him in full (No wonder O.J. got off!!)

5) When pushed I can argue like the wildest lawyer you know (I look very innocent don't I??--many confuse me with a librarian), in home care I was known for putting in catheters before you knew what hit you (or entered you as the case may be), I suck at drawing blood, I can curse and pull out my Brooklyn drawl in the thick of any ghetto situation, AND I am one wild disco dancer--raised during the 70's when the glistening ball in the middle of the ceiliing was all the rage!! Do the hustle....dododododododo!

You all didn't think I would only give you five now did you?? After all, I'm tawkin about ME here! :)

I won't tag anyone cause it goes against my religion..the eleventh commandment that Moses dropped stated....Tho shalt never pass on infections to the innocents.

........so the fun stops here!

13 comments:

JeffM said...

That's a lot of pens- cool collection.
Have you posted some of the dating stories?

Brooklyn said...

Hate clothes shopping, huh? Have you and I talked about a future yet? Because that's a pretty big plus in my book - "hates clothes shopping."

Neese said...

lol you are hardcore i love it. and you will have to email me your mailing address so i can send you pens i may come across.

teacherwoman said...

I too hate shopping for clothes and find myself buy an abundance when I do find what I like! But running clothes and sweatshirts...now that is more fun!

From Here to There said...

I despise shopping too! Hate it! I'd love to take you out for a coffee/tea/beverage to hear some of those dating stories!

Firefly's Running said...

My mom has the same pen fetish! As for dating stories, I have my own stories before I met my first husband and between him and the 2nd ex.

Taryn said...

Love it, love it! P.I.s and wild dating stories? Come on.... you've got to spill more than that! ;)

Haight said...

(fingers in ears)

lalalalalalalalala

Deb said...

I agree with you on the tagging...but LOVED your answers. Very funny (mainly because I can relate!). Do you have my pink tube top?!?

runliarun said...

Can we get to know you closer? I mean it must be a riot to be around you. I like shopping for clothes though - at least from time to time :).

mtnrunR said...

FUNNY!!!!!! Gotta tell us about the dating stories!!!

Cliff said...

That sure is a lot of pen. I do love a nice feel of a pen. I made a habit of keeping at least one pen in all my jacket and coats.

Black Knight said...

You don't tag anyone, but you are so infected that I am scared only of reading your blog!